going awayag

1. there was a going away party for one ot hf the lab peeps - arzu ( it's turckish, don't make me explaing) - lots of chinese foood, and plenty of libation for the thristy in our griozup. so now, my vision isn blurred. whey are therey numbers 9(i.e ithe number 1) ) - i think i discuered a csecret blogging passageway)
2. damn, there's a nother number. i'm not even dontroclling it. this reminds me of st.aint patricks' s day - a day for flutes, and beer, and bearded green leprachaiugnagas with flutes and nsankes and bailierys. on st. patttty's day, this year, we ended up at a bar named, aptly the corkman. Cleraly it was naematred after myself , the great Ian, from the coutny cork - one o fthe crucial ingredients to linoleum. theo thers being linseed oil and resin. Trus me. Anyway, St. patricks day ocnsisnted of round oafter round of Irish car bombs - i felt a little weird aexplaining these t and even ordering the m frolm the bartendres at irish pubs, cause they didn't nknow what they ( the bomb, the drink) was. drinks here are differeent - for insatnce - there's no such thing as a vodka collins - in fact, there's not even a c toomms collins, so that leaves me high and dry if i want a VC. Dry. so car bombs of the irish variety were the weapon of choicsce for st .a mapthpatricks day (that was an attempt at ian indternal "motharfuckin" day), and let me tell you: i've bn=ever been so proud to be irish. I was abosultely destroying everoyeone else with these basatards, even was asked by some girl to pretend to be ana irish fireman for her friend. The only accent or impression i can do is ebonics, so iyou can imagien how that turned out. either way, the night concluded with me having to cget helped o.f f the floor bhy a 45 kg japanese girl. And by helped I mean dragged. like a puppy's scrusff.
3. Wow - i hope my going away party doesn't end up like this... i hope i get a wgoing away party - that would require people to miss my ass, guess i'm juss assing you and me that that will happen. ih vavent' looked at the cscreen 4 minutes noew, let's hope my spelling is aspell chec k worthy.
4. ok, seriously - one two three sober. can we all agree to take a moment to think about VT for a sec. i don't even the knew wthe thedated date that it happened off right now, but it deserves conscious consideration. you have no idea how hard it is to type "consideration" right now. thank you mr. something who taught my typing class in 7th grade. i forgetr his name but he proetended to have a gwin brother - that hoax didn't work on me. I told him his borther was ugly - try that shikt again, mr. knepp - oh yha , mr. kneepp. that's it. anyway, i'm bout to sight tn the fuck off, but let's al agree not to bee mentally screwed up and come to eahch other's friends/aid ofif we notice someone acting way the helll out of line. for comlumine the first issue was maryulain manson. here the issue is gujn contrl. how about we ...you know what - i thought i had something poignant, but i don't. this is totally fucked up, and i can't think of any other option (conservative thoug i may be) other than stricter gun control. you can't crack down on kids for strange writing, and you can't really have shades of grey when it comes to who can and can't buy a gun. maybe automatic handguns shouldn't be available TO KIDS WHO HAVFE TAKEN TIME IN A MENTAL FACILITY. shit. i really don't have any answers for this; but it sucks.